when you try to talk to people but they just keep talking over you
Seriously I literally just made this post
SHIT THIS IS MY POST OH MY GOD IM A MORON
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…
I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.
I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.
Whovians are a mess.
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
Merry Christmas from the Tardis!
Heeeeeeellllloooo I’m okayish thanks, I’ve not really been having a good few days sorry to sound such a downer :P Hope you’re having a lovely day :)
Hmmm I’m not sure how you post something in an ask sorry :P But thank you very much anyway :’) Hope you also have a fantastic day :D
People with uteruses will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
Can we say how much we adore that this says ‘people with utereruses’ instead of women.
Helllo! Yes I have gone crazy with the whole secret santa thing so yep that signing thing would be really helpful :D Ah I love being stalked (well tumblr stalking, normal stalking is less fun ;) ) I would love to know more about you too, well as much as you can say without giving too much away :P Look forward to hearing more than you :’)
heeeeeeeeello :) haha yes I seem to have gone a little crazy with the whole secret santa thing which is actually lovely because so far my Christmas is steadily going down hill in real life so being spammed is actually really nice :’) Aww I feel honoured to be your first anon :’) Hope you had a nice day
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry
If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.